E:"How are you over there?"
S:"Yah...enjoying it lah...dreading the time I will come back..."
E:"Yeah, enjoy first before you come back to hell...NUS: National University of Suffering.."
(Thanks,do....)

S:"Well I think relationships are like sand in your hand..you just open your palm, leave the sand there...when wind blows it away you can't do anything, since trying to close your palm will cause the sand to fall in between your fingers..."
O:"Wah...that theory is not bad... can be written in your blog.."

S:"You all cooking chicken rice?"
B:"Yea...can smell it from the corridor?"
*after about 20mins*
S:"Hm...trust me, you all will just open the container and divide up the left over chicken rice...you all keep staring at it...."
V:"I believe that could happen...."
F:"That's why...go and keep the chicken rice lah..somewhere you can't see..."
S:"Should I safekeep it for you?"
B:"No need lah...."
M:"Wah later at night ya...someone will go into the kitchen and take the box...."
V:"Ya, ya,maybe we all see each other and ask,"Eh what are you doing here?".....like, somebody on the lamp..."
B:"Ya, shiela will on the lamp...we all get caught...."
V:"No, no....maybe it's Shiela who will get caught...we on the lamp, and then she's there, with the piece of chicken in her mouth...then she will say,"This is not chicken! This is kangkong!"

....that's the funniest thing I've heard today....