Taxi uncle: "So, you are taking a Master's at NUS?"

Me: "Yes uncle..still 2 years, very long..."

Taxi unce: "But it's good you know..when you finish, the government will help you find a boyfriend."

me: "Huh? Wad? Hahaha seriously uncle?"

Taxi uncle: "Yes it's true!! It's because the government want the smart people those degree people to marry degree people also..."

me: "Wow.....ok......"

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Saat lagi naik bukit Kaliurang yg lumayan terjal sama sepupu2, dan ada yg udah ngos2an...

Guide: "Udah, ini puncaknya udah deket kok..."

Sepupu: "Bu ini turunnya.... ah nggak jadi deh..."

Me: "Napa lu?"

Sepupu: "Engga gw mo nanya pertanyaan yg hampir stupid..."

Me: "Hampir stupid? Halah apaan coba.....lu mo nanya apa emang?"

Sepupu: "Bu, ini turunnya gak pake naik kan yah?"

Me: "Hm....iya sih, hampir stupid..."

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