CheatNeutral

Anything can be found on the net... Was reading NewScientist and they wrote about this website: www.cheatneutral.com .. The website's tagline :"CheatNeutral - Helping you because you can't help yourself" , and the premise goes like this: if you can't help cheating on your partner, that means you've upset the global fidelity balance,and hence your cheating needs to be offset. The website will link you to people who promises to stay faithful in return for an amount of money that you'll pay them. *Take a look at the site, it's pretty neat.* Was kinda laughing when I read the stuff there..since I'm planning to either be single or stay monogamous, I clicked on the link "Become a Project" and got this:

Do you find it easy to be faithful?

Is loyalty part of your nature? Or maybe you're just happy being single.Whatever it is, if you're monogamous or single you can help those who can't help themselves - and get paid for not getting laid.

When you register to become a Cheatneutral offset project you're joining a global community of fidelity - a massive cheat-absorbing resource, ensuring the future wellbeing of millions of unfaithful couples.

All you have to do is agree to stay monogamous or single - and if we match you with a suitable cheater, you'll get paid to neutralise their cheating.

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Hillarious? Well, then I clicked on the "small print" section and found out that this whole project is a satirical take on carbon-offsetting...And it made me thought all over again whether countries and factories can really "offset" the damage they do to the environment and appease their guilty conscience just by funding some "carbon-offsetting" project..hm....