(Took this joke -or maybe not a joke- from Siew Ping's blog who in turn took it from another AJCian's blog... dang it brings back memories! )
One politician, one thief & one AJC student died & went straight to hell.
Politician said 'I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.' She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked 'Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????The devil said 'Five million dollars'. The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous, he started screaming, 'My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.' He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked 'Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil said 'Ten million dollars'. With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
AJ student was even more jealous & started screaming, 'I want to call my school friends and teacherss'. He called friends and teachers in AJ and he talked for twenty hours about
Application question for gp,
demand and supply for economics,
superposition for physics,
statistics for maths,
transition metals for chemistry,
organisation and control of prokaryote and eukaryote genome for bio,
written report for project work,
he talked & talked & talked, then he asked 'Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil said 'Twenty dollars'. Politician was stunned & said 'Twenty dollars??? Only ??'
Devil says (scroll down)
'Calling from hell to hell is a local call'
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